When my mom wakes me up:
She’s all like:
And I’m all like:
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Addicted to life
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Live life.
When you see something funny but when you reblog it....
YOU HIT THE DAILY POST LIMIT
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